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You Cheapskate – Get a Real Website

Wednesday, March 4th, 2009

Dear Mr. Restaurant/Band/Coffee Shop/Nightclub Owner,

MySpace is for thirteen year olds.  If that’s not your target market, get a grown up website.  Seriously, do you have any idea how stupid it sounds to hear your commercial on the radio pointing us (the ones with the money you want) to your myspace page? Give me a break.

Getting a simple ‘brochure’ website, while still not the best and most practical way to go, is probably going to cost you less than $1000 including your own domain name and hosting.

Then when you realize that you need a real website, call me.  I’ll get you more traffic and exposure than you’ll know what to do with.

Beginner SEO/SEM: You’re Worth More Than That

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

 

I bargained with life for a penny
And life would pay no more
However I begged at evening
When I counted my scanty store

For life is a just employer
He gives you what you ask
But once you have set the wages
Why, you must bear the task

I worked for a menial’s hire
Only to learn dismayed
That any wage I had asked of life
Life would have willing paid.

– Jessie B. Rittenhouse

For those of you just getting started in SEO / SEM consulting, listen up.

Earlier this year I partnered up with a business colleague to do some revenue share for him.  Basically it was this: I do SEO for him and I get a percentage of the revenue that the website creates.  I actually do this for several local businesses, but I’m not sure that it’s the best option.

While small businesses love to ‘partner up’ with other business owners, I’m really having second thoughts about doing this in the future.

Here’s the deal.  You offer a great service, one that can propel a business (literally) into a new revenue stream. You have the know-how and understanding to create wealth.  And wise small business owners will see this and want it.  However, most small businesses lack one thing – money.  While this isn’t always the case, it has been my experience that a lot of small business owners want a lot, particularly things they can’t pay for.  Of course, who wouldn’t.

If I owned a coffee shop, and in came a guy with a laptop, having meetings, talking to business owners, I’d want to know what he offered.  I’d want him to market my business.  But I’m just a little coffee shop owner, I don’t have that kind of money to throw at marketing.

Just a word of advice – RUN!

My wife often tells me that I’ve got this soft spot for people in a pinch.  For some reason I feel bad when I see a business owner struggling, and I want to help.  I don’t know what’s going on behind the scenes – perhaps they’re really bad at accounting.  Perhaps they are funding useless causes.  Perhaps they have no idea what’s going on at all in their business.  Whatever it is, all I see is the outward sadface, and I offer to help.

Most often she’s right (dammit!).  She sees me working for these people ‘in hopes of a future return’.  She sees the kids wanting new this and that, and she sees me working away, but the bank account doesn’t increase.  I can’t blame her for getting aggravated.

So if you’re good at SEO, and you know it, don’t fall for these things.  You offer a damn good product, quality advice and the power to increase sales.  Don’t let it go for cheap.

Disclaimer: There are plenty of reasons to help out a small business.  I am in no means telling you to avoid these altogether – rather I’m telling you to be wise.  If you have a friend that needs help, throw him some link juice. Do a small link building campaign. But don’t go overboard just to prove yourself.  If you want to do that, do it on your own website, not someone else’s.

New Toll Free Number

Friday, December 5th, 2008

No matter if you are in Saint Louis or Houston, Las Vegas or Boston, now you can call me toll free at 888-341-2551 for your SEO needs.

Have a great weeekend, I’m going camping with the Boy Scouts. Brrrrrr…….

Wehrenberg Theaters Gets It

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008

This summer, on Wednesdays and Thursdays at the Wehrenberg theater in Arnold Missouri, you can bring your kid and watch a kid-themed movie for free.  First come, first served, no rainchecks.

What a brilliant idea.  Their marketing team hit this nail on the head.

  • Moms (and Dads) can give their kids something to do during summer break
  • Moms (and Dads) will spend money on snacks
  • The theater makes money that otherwise would have never been made by opening the theater at ‘off times’ that they are normally not open
  • Families are exposed to the theater’s branding and a positive experience (free for the parents, fun for the kids)

This is the kind of thinking that most marketing people don’t get.  Or worse yet, upper management freaks out at the word “free”.  Thing is, they’ll be way ahead on this deal by offering these free movies.  Good move, Wehrenberg!